Simon: I’m just saying, James Bond should have a dog.
Ethan: I hear what you’re saying, but I don’t see why he would need one.
Simon: 007 1/2
Ethan: What would he be licensed for?
Simon: To steal lunches and sniff butts.
Ethan: I bet Garf has been licensed to kill. He’s a tough guy. This is probably just his retirement.
Simon: What, that’s not true…he was adopted.
Ethan: I don’t know where he even came from, I don’t even know his past. He was probably lost on a mission. He just showed up one day.