Dear doggie journal;
Today, me and dad picked up trash! We went through our regular walk and also picked up all the trash. And then we went to the re- re-sike-a-ling to see all the dumpsters!
Ethan: Hey guys I’m home….what did you do?
Simon: …nothing…we just waited here …you know, for you. Which you’re here now, so yay!
Ethan: you did something, I can tell…I don’t know what it is…but I’m going to find out.
Simon: Hey you must have had a hard day at work. How about you go to rain room and wash off.
Ethan: It wasn’t the trash…
Simon: I watched a great documentary today. It was called the X-Files!
Ethan: Simon,That’s not a documentary. It’s just TV.
Simon: Yes it is! How, how do you explain the pictures! And the videos! I saw it. You can’t stop me from believing dad. My eyes have been opened.
Garf: Yup, mine too. We both believe.
Ethan: No more leaving the tv on for you guys…
Simon: You can’t take the truth away from us dad.
Ethan: You ate all the food off the counter!?!
Simon: You know what’s really funny, I found a great comedy show called The Nightly News! I don’t think any of it was real.