Bodies and Smiles
Friday, 10:30 am
Strange foot prints from an apparent unseen figure appear leaving a double murder.
Ethan: Homicide, If you’re going to write a report you need to say it right.
Simon: Shut up, you are not a good partner right now. I knew I should have brought Garf. He’s street smart. I’m going to call it in.
Ethan: I’m just saying.
Simon: This is Dog Bonz to Shelter. I have a double Homicide with apparent foot prints that are untraceable.
Garf: Guys we’re out of goldfish crackers. Also, I have to pee.
Simon: Don’t go in the office!
Ethan: Use the pad!
Simon: How do you expect him to learn anything!
Garf: I was supposed to use the pad? I thought that was to protect the floor. Like, go anywhere but here…
Garf: also, you guys have a serial killer on your hands. Another body was found. As well as more crackers. I’m gonna kill some goldfish.
Simon: Wait! A killer?
Ethan: What did you think Homicide and murder was?
Simon: I don’t know. But not this, I’m not chasing a killer. I’m too young to die. I have too many things to do.
Ethan: Like what? You sleep all day and steal my sandwiches!
Simon:Well, you make crappy sandwiches!
Ethan: then stop stealing them!
Simon: Wait…what if this is an alien life force?
Ethan: I don’t think that’s what this is though…
Simon: It would explain the prints…they just disappear!
Garf: I’m about to abduct some more cheese and crackers…
Ethan: But why leave the bodies?
Simon: Maybe they got everything they need?
Ethan: Maybe they’re still looking?
Simon: We’re going to need to look at some more clues…
Garf: Blues –
Simon: Don’t say it!
Ethan: I told you not to radio everything in….