Simon: Hey dad. That sure looks good. Is it snack time?
Ethan: Go away, you can’t have cereal.
Simon: But we always share sandwiches.
Ethan: That’s different.
Simon: You have to share dad, because you have to love me, it’s the law!
Ethan: What the crap? Where did you get that? I might have to take care of you. But it’s not the law that I have to love you.
Simon: Yes it is! Because of the day we first met and we became best buds.
Ethan: You are still not getting cereal. But I will make you a sandwich…
Ethan: Hey, have you ever seen The Natural? It’s a baseball movie.
Simon: I love baseball!
Garf: You two would never make it in the streets.