Simon: Dear doggie journal, I have been stranded for three years…
Ethan: I’ve only been gone for a few hours…
Simon: It’s been a year of rain. And flood. There’s hardly any food, there have been stealings. Our kitchen is gone!
Ethan: Hey, I told you We’re remodelling it…
Simon: I am keeping cheeses and breads.
Garf: Wait, is that what was under the couch? Because you should go shopping…
