Beagle in the City# 241

Ethan: Ok guys, I’m going to need your assistance, Garf !

Garf: What, who’s there? What’s going on?

Ethan: Stay, in, the , tv room, watch your shows.

Garf: Ok. (Mumbles) That’s what I was doing, wake me up from a nap . Probably gonna pee, I don’t know yet.

Ethan: Simon! Where are you?

Simon: I’m right here Dad, in my chair.

Ethan: Uhmmm stay in your chair, I will work my way there, polishing the floor, and we will just wait half an hour and write ok?

Simon: You got it!

Ethan: I will bring you a treat.

Simon: treats!

Ethan: Works on the floor, slowly corners himself, climbs in chair….

Simon: Well, I guess I better go to bed… (runs across floor)

Ethan: No no no!

Simon: Ohhhhhh

Ethan: (glares)

Simon: See, I thought, if I ran REAL FAST …it wouldn’t leave any prints…

Ethan: Buddy, I love you, but you’re dead to me.

Simon: Soo much dog hair too . (Runs to crate and hides) I’m in my crate and you can’t touch me mom says so!

Ethan: Who was that? I don’t have a dog, life is so much easier since I sent him off to the VA. Now I have clean floors.

Simon: Wait, what about best buds? You have to love me! It’s in the rulz! Where’s the manager! I want justice!

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