Ethan: Ok are you ready to play Dog Golf?
Simon: I’m ready I’m ready!
Ethan: Who wants to play?
Simon: Me me me!!!
Garfunkel: I’ll just watch but thanks for thinking about me.
Ethan: Ok so I hit the ball and…
Simon: I attack the ball and bounce back and forth flying it home to dad!!
Ethan: I really am sorry.
Simon: Don’t talk to me…
Ethan: It was an ACCIDENT honest.
Garf: That was hilarious! Replay it!
Simon: Shut up!
Ethan: How could I do that on purpose! You’ve seen me play golf! I’m terrible at it!
Simon: I can’t feel my face…
Ethan: what can I do to say I’m sorry?
Garf: OH I KNOW! Call nice lady and tell her everything that happened! Here I’ve already called the number!
Garf: Hello? Hospital? Put the warden, uhh I mean, Simon’s Mom on!
Ethan: Sooo I took Simon out and was playing with him and Garf
And hitting golf balls
And accidentally hit him in the face and busted his gum. It was like right on the nose.
He had blood in his gums
And now our dog is afraid of balls…
Lindz: which one ?
Ethan: They are both our dogs. Are you saying you love one more than the other?
Lindz: No, but which one?
Garf: Hey man, Since you’re gonna be sleeping in my room for rest of forever, I’ve gotta tell you the tour. You’ve got a tv, a couch, a warming blanket, seriously, this thing never gets cold.
Ethan: it’s an electric blanket. And I’ll be fine.
Garf: I don’t know man, I mean, you broke your dog. Remember? He’ll probably never be the same.
Ethan: I get the fluffy pillow.