Simon: Hey mom! Listen, I’ve got a great idea. You should cook your way through Julia Child’s cookbook and let ME be your taste tester! I’m really good!
L: Really?
Simon: I’m not going to lie, I’ve got a full schedule, I already have a job. Being Dads best friend and all. But I think I could make it work.
L: But you don’t really work…
Simon: I do to, it’s real important! And when he’s gone to work, I am the protector!
L: Ooookay. If you say so.
Simon: Daad mom doesn’t believe me. Tell her my job is real important.
Ethan: What’s that? Hey, thanks for being my best friend.
Simon: I told you!
Regarding Samuel 