Simon: Hey dad! So, I’ve decided to change my name to Cinnamon…
Ethan: Oh God, no.
Simon: Francis said it was a good name! Like a superhero!
Ethan: I can’t let you change your name to Cinnamon…
Simon: Why?
Ethan: Because it’s a, because, because some people are allergic to Cinnamon and you’re four. But I KNOW A CAT WHO’S GOING TO THE VA! 
Regarding Samuel 