We’re all dads here…
Simon: Roll the window down dad. Now, punch it!
Ethan: it’s dark and I can’t see great, so I’m probably not gonna do that. Also, this is the side of the mountain. Dang son!
(We get ran off the road. Hissing begins)
Ethan: (grabs Simon to keep him from falling out the window)
Simon: We’re all gonna die!
Ethan: it’s ok, I’ve got this.
Simon: was that dinosaurs!
Ethan: yes, yes it was, they probably tried to pick up the car.
Simon: Gee dad, the car is making a flub flub sound.
Ethan: That’s the sound of a flat tire.
Simon: I thought ties were already flat.
Ethan: Hey it’s not bad. I’ve got to make a phone call. See how this wheel is bent and the tire is flat.
Simon: Someone is stopping. I’ll go check.
Ethan: Hey I barely have reception. I’ve got to call some folks and see if I have my flash light and jack in the other car.
Simon: It’s ok dad. I told them you’ve got this so we’re OK.
Ethan: ….you did what?
Simon: ….
Ethan: You know what, we’re on the side of the mountain. How about you sit in the car and let me know if you see any bears or mountain lions.
Simon: Whoa…yeah…I can do that.
Regarding Samuel 