Simon: Hey dad! Are you still at work?
Ethan: Nah I’m on my way home…
Simon: Oh. Well, you’re bringing home another bag of chips right?
Ethan: No. why? What did you do?
Simon: oh nothing nothing. Hey did you know we have eagles out here? I think his name is Brad, or Chad.
Ethan: What did you do?
Simon: You got yourself a beer right?