Ethan: Sleeping on the couch so I can watch my buddy Simone. He’s not feeling well.
Person: you have a kid?
Person: a roommate?
Ethan: no, Simon, my dog.
Person: ….
Ethan: We are best buds for life. What else am I supposed to do? He helps me eat pasta and cheesecake, and sandwiches wait, ohhh I think I know why you’re sick.
Simon: no it’s ok,it was the legos
Ethan: you didn’t eat LEGOs
Simon: the dog bones you hid for me?
Ethan: Ohhhhhh
Ethan: I think it was the trash you got in -Again
Simon: No I think it was the pretzels…
Ethan: …..
Ethan: hey France you want to watch a movie? It’s Richard Gere and Diane Lane
France: What the fluff is this? How about Chicago?
Regarding Samuel 