Simon: Oh is that O-E-Os? Ethan: Yeah man. Simon: I can’t remember if I like those or not… Ethan: seriously? Simon: I probably do tho. Ethan: You ate a whole pack yesterday. I had to buy more today. Simon: Well,gee dad. That was yesterday’s nose. It’s different everyday.
Ethan: (steps in something…) what the?? Ugh…FRANCIS! Francis Cash! Get in here! Francis: What did I do? Ethan: Why did you not use your litter box? Oh my god, it’s everywhere…this is carpet man. (Starts to clean it up.) Wait, this isn’t sh$t this is olives… Simon: Yeah, I wouldn’t eat those, they’re gross and disgusting. Francis: Atleast he tries new tings. Simon: the cheeses were good tho. Ethan: man, I was saving these…
Simon: What if we had pizza Francis: I want chicken nuggets! FIFTY chicken nuggets. Ethan: we’re having…we’re having…Space soup. Simon: This isn’t very promising. Ethan: It’s very good. You’ll like it. Francis: Where’s the space? I don’t see the space? Are you sure you’re making this right? Simon: are we poor? You can hit me with it dad. I’m a big dog. Francis: oooh tuna, what’s poor? Is that in this ? Ethan: What! (Slams counter) nonsense! You gentlemen, are the richest scoundrels I personally know.
Ethan: Sleeping on the couch so I can watch my buddy Simone. He’s not feeling well. Person: you have a kid? Person: a roommate? Ethan: no, Simon, my dog. Person: …. Ethan: We are best buds for life. What else am I supposed to do? He helps me eat pasta and cheesecake, and sandwiches wait, ohhh I think I know why you’re sick.
Simon: no it’s ok,it was the legos
Ethan: you didn’t eat LEGOs
Simon: the dog bones you hid for me?
Ethan: I think it was the trash you got in -Again
Simon: No I think it was the pretzels…
Ethan: hey France you want to watch a movie? It’s Richard Gere and Diane Lane
France: What the fluff is this? How about Chicago?