Francis: So, how’s the Gym?
Ethan: It’s good. You know, it’s another weight to carry. (Laughs) I crack myself up.
Francis: Yeah, yeah, What’s for suppers?
Ethan: I was thinking we could try this steamed salad…and wait for the kicker, pomegranate juice…
Francis: Mmm Well that sounds healthy and nutritiously delicious.
Ethan: Francis! Put that down!
Francis: What? Do we not eat desserts first?
Francis: Oh hey, don’t mind me, I’m just taking my bath…
Ethan: What?
Francis: Yeah just like last time, remember? Remember how that went?
Oh look, no water…
But I’m all clean…
Ethan: I feel like I’m getting threatened, should I call someone?
Francis: Look at this dirt…disgusting… good thing I’m all clean now.
The cow lazily grazed through the grass…waiting to roll in the…
Ethan: Hey! Don’t roll in that! Do you want another bath? What is that anyway? Ugh…gross…
Simon: Dad, I’m not Simon, I’m a cow.
Ethan: What?
Simon: Mooo
Ethan: Merry Christmas, Francis Cash!
Francis: Does Christmas come with snax?
Ethan: You know what, it absolutely does.
Francis: Merry Christmas snax!
Francis: Did you bring me a snack? 
Ethan: Oh shoot, I forgot the snacks.
Francis: So no snacks?
Ethan: I thought you had the snacks…
Francis: I ate all the snacks. Those were last time snacks. This is this time. What about next time?
Ethan: There will definitely be next time snacks.
Francis: Snax
Ethan: Hey Buddy, how are my boys?
Francis: I’m starving…famished…look at me, I’m fading away! Hello! Hello! Can you see me! I’m still here! Anyone!
Ethan: Francis, you’re so fat, you couldn’t pull yourself up into the litter box, so you pooped in the floor. 
Francis: I don’t know anything about that. When is second breakfast?
Simon: Hey dad!
Ethan: Hey man, we need to talk.
Simon: Ok!
Ethan: Listen, you remember when Garf died?
Simon: Yup yup.
Ethan: Well, I told you the truth then, and I want to tell you the truth now.
Oh boy, Sometimes… moms and dads love each other…but they just need time apart and it’s not a failure or your fault. It just is, like when Garf died, it’s a different kind of ending and beginning.
Simon: You mean, like when Francis punches me in the face and then hides for a while?
Ethan: I mean, without the punching, yes…
Simon: Or like when the pizza man doesn’t come around for a while even though I look out the window and hope really hard?
Ethan: Yes, I guess.
But we both still love you very very much no matter what happens.
Simon: Ok dad. Hey I got you a camera for Christmas!
Ethan: this is your toy…and it’s broke…
Simon: I may have practiced too hard.
Ethan: Hey, thanks for being my best friend.
Simon: Murray Chrissmus! Sweater buddies!
Simon: Dad!
Ethan: We slept through winter!
Francis: what about chrissmases and cakes!!
Simon: is it spring? Let’s have a bbq.
Ethan: I’m going to have to bow out of that…
Simon: I think someone left some French fries out here…I smell you fry…
