Ethan: uhm,so Francis, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I thought you was mad because I adopted another cat…
Simon: It was pretty great when Atticus pooped down your back.
Ethan: Shhh we don’t talk about that…
Francis: Today’s my birthday? Ethan: Yeah man, we’ve been through a lot together…you want some fish sticks? Maybe some catnip and a ball? Francis: Im gonna fluff you up! You can’t forget about my birthday! What if I just forgot to wake you up to go to work! Ethan: I actually have an alarm and an inner alarm… Francis: This is an outrage! A conspiracy! Sorcery! Ethan: Do you know,what all of those words mean? Francis: Plagiarism! I Demand justice! Ethan: … Simon: …. Atticus: … Ethan: yeah he’s just throwing words around…
Happy Birthday France, thanks for being my friend. I love you buddy.
Ethan: Francis, if you let yourself believe in a villain and win lose scenario …you just lose sight of the ideas. You’re not a citizen, or a voter,you become a consumer…always remember your right to think.
Simon: So are we getting snacks?
Francis: Nah he went on one of his life lessons again…
Francis: oh hey, I’m just taking my bath… Ethan: is this your annual fake bath… France: I don’t know what you are referring to… Ethan: You do this all the time so I won’t give you a real bath… Francis: I see you have upped your skin care…it’s better late than never… Ethan: oof… Francis: see, no water, no need, I’m all cleaneded. Ethan: ok I’ll see you next month. It’s always great chatting.
Francis: I know this, I have got to start going to bed earlierz. This staying up till 11pm is not working out so well. I look at the clock and hair balls, it’s 354ams !
I haven’t dried my collar, who’s fault is that!
I’m going to be late to start my olympics!
Ethan: is this the part where you, jump from every corner of the bed….flash from every room….back flip from the window seal? And then sit on my phone so I can’t hear my alarm go off, and cover my nose with your paws so I can’t breathe and wake up?
Francis: well, I mean, if you want to get down to the play by play.