Francis Cash #8

Francis: oh hey, I’m just taking my bath…
Ethan: is this your annual fake bath…
France: I don’t know what you are referring to…
Ethan: You do this all the time so I won’t give you a real bath…
Francis: I see you have upped your skin care…it’s better late than never…
Ethan: oof…
Francis: see, no water, no need, I’m all cleaneded.
Ethan: ok I’ll see you next month. It’s always great chatting.

Francis Cash #7

Francis : So uh, did you have to work yesterday?

Ethan: What kind of stupid question is that?

Francis: I don’t know your schedule!

Ethan: ….

Francis: I know this, I have got to start going to bed earlierz. This staying up till 11pm is not working out so well. I look at the clock and hair balls, it’s 354ams !

I haven’t dried my collar, who’s fault is that!

I’m going to be late to start my olympics!

Ethan: is this the part where you, jump from every corner of the bed….flash from every room….back flip from the window seal? And then sit on my phone so I can’t hear my alarm go off, and cover my nose with your paws so I can’t breathe and wake up?

Francis: well, I mean, if you want to get down to the play by play.

Ethan: …

Francis: yes.

Francis Cash #6

Lady Gaga plays…

France: Oh boy, here’s a song I never thought I’d get tired of but was I wrong.

France: ( picks up banjo, starts singing wonderwall)

Ethan: what are you doing?

France: What, that’s not your favorite song anymore?

Ethan: come on we can write something.

France: No can do, I’m booked all day in the studio.

Ethan: that’s a box…

France: Studio.

Francis Cash #5

Francis: it is now day 10 of my hooman not being here. I think he must have gotten killded…

Ethan: France, what are you talking about? I’m right here. We took a nap together just today…

France: Was that today?

Ethan: Yeah man.

France: I’ve heard some things about Garmex, so I have made us masks out of underwear…

Ethan: I’m not wearing that. It’s not even clean and it’s germ ex or sanitizers.

France: you can’t clean clothes right now there’s no soaps!

Ethan: there’s plenty of detergent…and unsweetened tea.

France: there is!?

Ethan: so you should prob not make decisions while panicked… lets go take a bath.

Francis Cash #4

Ethan: Hey France! How was your day?

Francis: I took a nap, and ate breakfast, and then another nap…

Ethan: I slept in, and then you woke me up, to make sure I was going to work today…but it was my off day…

Francis: snacks dad. I have to have snacks.

Ethan: anyway, so I finished writing that story…

Francis: Oh my gosh, is there tacos at the end of this story? If not I’m going to have to …Oh man…look at the time…

Francis Cash #3

Francis: I thought you were faking, or it was more of a suggestion… like when you read the warning label on blow dryers…

Ethan: when I say I can’t eat dairy, it means don’t order EXTRA cheese on a cheese pizza…

Francis: ok so I’ll make it up to you with some ice cream…double chocolates…

Ethan: (sighs) just make it death by chocolate…

Francis: Oh look…they have that too. I’ll call it in…

Francis Cash #2

Francis: So, how’s the Gym?

Ethan: It’s good. You know, it’s another weight to carry. (Laughs) I crack myself up.

Francis: Yeah, yeah, What’s for suppers?

Ethan: I was thinking we could try this steamed salad…and wait for the kicker, pomegranate juice…

Francis: Mmm Well that sounds healthy and nutritiously delicious.

Ethan: Francis! Put that down!

Francis: What? Do we not eat desserts first?

Francis Cash #1

Francis: Oh hey, don’t mind me, I’m just taking my bath…

Ethan: What?

Francis: Yeah just like last time, remember? Remember how that went?

Oh look, no water…

But I’m all clean…

Ethan: I feel like I’m getting threatened, should I call someone?

Francis: Look at this dirt…disgusting… good thing I’m all clean now.