Francis: Hey, hey, hey, Wake up, did you hear the winds? Ethan: What? Get your paw off my nose. Francis: what if the powers go out? Ethan: They won’t. Francis: What if we run out of snax? Ethan: we won’t. Francis: what if it’s aliens? Ethan: it’s not. Francis: aren’t you scared? Ethan: whatever will be will be. Francis: what about tomorrows? Ethan: the future is not ours to see. Francis: …. Francis: will you sing to me? Ethan: No.
Francis: Uh ohs, it’s time for some snackeroones. Hey pops, What about some ham-burglars Ethan: You, you mean burgers? Francis: Yeahs burglars Ethan: (gets buns, singing) Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie. Pancakes piled up ’till they reach the sky. Francis: (singing) Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak Ethan: bun down! Francis: …. Simon: …. Ethan: Then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order!
Francis: Hey, I thought we could order some nachos. Cheesy nachos. Ethan: Not on my watch. Francis: What! Francis: Hey! If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? Ethan: I – Francis: I know I would!
Ethan: Did you get that from SNL?
Francis: what’s Snel? Pour me an adult beverage. Milk! That takes guts.