Ethan: uhm,so Francis, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I thought you was mad because I adopted another cat…
Simon: It was pretty great when Atticus pooped down your back.
Ethan: Shhh we don’t talk about that…
Francis: Today’s my birthday? Ethan: Yeah man, we’ve been through a lot together…you want some fish sticks? Maybe some catnip and a ball? Francis: Im gonna fluff you up! You can’t forget about my birthday! What if I just forgot to wake you up to go to work! Ethan: I actually have an alarm and an inner alarm… Francis: This is an outrage! A conspiracy! Sorcery! Ethan: Do you know,what all of those words mean? Francis: Plagiarism! I Demand justice! Ethan: … Simon: …. Atticus: … Ethan: yeah he’s just throwing words around…
Happy Birthday France, thanks for being my friend. I love you buddy.
Ethan: Sleeping on the couch so I can watch my buddy Simone. He’s not feeling well. Person: you have a kid? Person: a roommate? Ethan: no, Simon, my dog. Person: …. Ethan: We are best buds for life. What else am I supposed to do? He helps me eat pasta and cheesecake, and sandwiches wait, ohhh I think I know why you’re sick.
Simon: no it’s ok,it was the legos
Ethan: you didn’t eat LEGOs
Simon: the dog bones you hid for me?
Ethan: I think it was the trash you got in -Again
Simon: No I think it was the pretzels…
Ethan: hey France you want to watch a movie? It’s Richard Gere and Diane Lane
France: What the fluff is this? How about Chicago?
Ethan: Francis, if you let yourself believe in a villain and win lose scenario …you just lose sight of the ideas. You’re not a citizen, or a voter,you become a consumer…always remember your right to think.
Simon: So are we getting snacks?
Francis: Nah he went on one of his life lessons again…
Francis: what’s to eat! I put my order in days ago. Who’s running this joint anyway. Ethan: Hey now, you big jerk… Simon: Hey I was thinking we could eat sandwiches. Pastas. Oh wait wait…pasta sandwiches… Ethan: (gags) it’s ok (gags again) how about a spinach salad…with salman…maybe- Simon: what’s a s-s-a-lad?? Ethan: ….it’s spinach and greens…with oil and vinegar…salt and pepper…don’t use ranch it ruins it…like axe body spray… Simon: I don’t get it? France: Yeah me either, with all the oil and vinegar? Where do you put the lasagna? Ethan: Great day, Simon, a salad is all the stuff you eat outside. And Francis, we are not having lasagna… Francis: ( big eyes) Ethan: we’re compromising for spaghetti and garlic toast… Simon: Yeahh Toast!