Francis Cash #14

Ethan: uhm,so Francis, I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I thought you was mad because I adopted another cat…

Simon: It was pretty great when Atticus pooped down your back.

Ethan: Shhh we don’t talk about that…


Francis: Today’s my birthday?
Ethan: Yeah man, we’ve been through a lot together…you want some fish sticks? Maybe some catnip and a ball?
Francis: Im gonna fluff you up! You can’t forget about my birthday! What if I just forgot to wake you up to go to work!
Ethan: I actually have an alarm and an inner alarm…
Francis: This is an outrage! A conspiracy! Sorcery!
Ethan: Do you know,what all of those words mean?
Francis: Plagiarism! I Demand justice!
Ethan: …
Simon: ….
Atticus: …
Ethan: yeah he’s just throwing words around…

Happy Birthday France, thanks for being my friend. I love you buddy.


Beagle in the City# 241

Ethan: Ok guys, I’m going to need your assistance, Garf !

Garf: What, who’s there? What’s going on?

Ethan: Stay, in, the , tv room, watch your shows.

Garf: Ok. (Mumbles) That’s what I was doing, wake me up from a nap . Probably gonna pee, I don’t know yet.

Ethan: Simon! Where are you?

Simon: I’m right here Dad, in my chair.

Ethan: Uhmmm stay in your chair, I will work my way there, polishing the floor, and we will just wait half an hour and write ok?

Simon: You got it!

Ethan: I will bring you a treat.

Simon: treats!

Ethan: Works on the floor, slowly corners himself, climbs in chair….

Simon: Well, I guess I better go to bed… (runs across floor)

Ethan: No no no!

Simon: Ohhhhhh

Ethan: (glares)

Simon: See, I thought, if I ran REAL FAST …it wouldn’t leave any prints…

Ethan: Buddy, I love you, but you’re dead to me.

Simon: Soo much dog hair too . (Runs to crate and hides) I’m in my crate and you can’t touch me mom says so!

Ethan: Who was that? I don’t have a dog, life is so much easier since I sent him off to the VA. Now I have clean floors.

Simon: Wait, what about best buds? You have to love me! It’s in the rulz! Where’s the manager! I want justice!