Ethan: Ok boys, I need my taste testers!
Simon: I’m ready!
Garf: I call dibs! Din dins !
Lindz: not if I catch you for hugs!
Simon: Hey dad, dad, do you mind to tell mom, this is guys time. We have to test the food.
Garf: hey man, does warden, ahem, I mean, LADY, boss you around like she does me?
Ethan: hey look! Smothered chicken quesadillas!
Garfunkel: Some days all you need are some back scratches!
Simon: I’m thinking about making a wine.
Simon: Yes, it will be really great. Hints of Bone Broth, bark and dark thistles.
Ethan: Mmm (gags) that sounds (gags) delicious.
What’s the name?
Garf: I got this, name it, Din Din number 1
Ethan: I can tell you’re new at this.
Simon: Beagle Brigade
Pizza man: Hey Simon!
Simon: Hey best friend.
Garfunkel: Hey Who is it?
Simon: Nobody, go away.
Pizza man: that’ll be 15 dollars.
Garf: You can’t PAY the pizza man with dog treats. He needs cash. He’s gonna cut your paws off!
Simon: Well, I hope he likes dog treats.
Simon: This is my friend puddles. He’s going to pay you.
Garf: What? That’s not my name !
Pizza man: that’s a cool name
Simon: It’s cause he pees in the floor.
Ethan: Hey man, here’s your money. Sorry it took so long. Come on boneheads.
Garf: Come on man, I gotta watch my shows! It’s almost time for the Orville.
Ethan: Speaking of Space, the final, frontier… on the day of today, we took our very first picture of a black hole.
Simon: Rocket man!!!
Simon: Every day, dad comes home on lunches, and we go to the outside. It’s great. We play for days.
Ethan: You realize, it’s only one hour. And most people actually get to eat on their lunch.
Garfunkel: Well I’m just a starvin’ marvin, just a starvin’ marvin, I ain’t eat in three whole days!
Ethan: What are you singing? What is this?
Garfunkel: what if we all go and get sammiches.
Ethan: How about peanut butter and you guys go to the bathroom like you’re supposed to. I’m about to have to leave.
Simon: Whaaat what do you have left, a week, three days? Is it 57 minutes! No not the minutes! They are so sad!
Ethan: that’s it, I’m leaving. I’m never coming back. I’ll send you a postcard.
Garfunkel: Wait for me! Bum bum dum dum starvin’ marvin…
Simon: Look dad! I’m digging!
Simon: And you’re sure Moles aren’t scary?
Simon: You know one time, I knew a squirrel, he wasn’t a Mole though, have you ever seen a squirrel? You probably have.
Simon: Why are they under the ground? Is it dark under the ground? How do they see? Is it as dark as when I’m under the covers?
Simon: When do we take breaks? I could go for some snacks…
Simon: Just look at the size of this trench I dug!
Ethan: I don’t think you did as much as you think you did…
Simon: What do you mean? I’m exhausted…