Simon: What is this place?
Ethan: it’s the mountains, I kind of grew up here.
Simon: there’s so many smells!
Ethan: yeah, and hawks,
Simon: Shhh I’m listening for the train…
Ethan: there’s no train…
Simon: shhhh I’m listening…
Simon: Dad! Why are you not kerosened !! It’s a FANDEMIK
Ethan: I work grocery, I’ve been working all day and most nights. Let’s take you guys outside and walk.
Jazz: Hey friend! I
Ethan: Hey Cheese.
Jazz: I love cheese! Where is the cheese? Do we have cheese?
Simon: The kerosene Jazz! There’s no cheeses left.
Ethan: First off, it’s quarantine. Second, we have to go walk.
Jazz: So, why are you called dad? And how come I don’t know you?
Ethan: because we are best friends and I’m your dog sitter. I also brought you cheese.
Francis: I thought you were faking, or it was more of a suggestion… like when you read the warning label on blow dryers…
Ethan: when I say I can’t eat dairy, it means don’t order EXTRA cheese on a cheese pizza…
Francis: ok so I’ll make it up to you with some ice cream…double chocolates…
Ethan: (sighs) just make it death by chocolate…
Francis: Oh look…they have that too. I’ll call it in…
The cow lazily grazed through the grass…waiting to roll in the…
Ethan: Hey! Don’t roll in that! Do you want another bath? What is that anyway? Ugh…gross…
Simon: Dad, I’m not Simon, I’m a cow.
Ethan: What?
Simon: Mooo
Ethan: Merry Christmas, Francis Cash!
Francis: Does Christmas come with snax?
Ethan: You know what, it absolutely does.
Francis: Merry Christmas snax!
Francis: Did you bring me a snack? 
Ethan: Oh shoot, I forgot the snacks.
Francis: So no snacks?
Ethan: I thought you had the snacks…
Francis: I ate all the snacks. Those were last time snacks. This is this time. What about next time?
Ethan: There will definitely be next time snacks.
Francis: Snax
Simon: Dad!
Ethan: We slept through winter!
Francis: what about chrissmases and cakes!!
Simon: is it spring? Let’s have a bbq.
Ethan: I’m going to have to bow out of that…
Simon: I think someone left some French fries out here…I smell you fry…
