Simon: Bad news dad. I’ve decided I’m not talking to you. Ethan: Oh really? Simon: Yah, your polls are dropping. It doesn’t look good. Ethan: Dang, and I was going to make sandwiches too… Simon: I mean, I still have to eat. But I’m still not talking to you. Until I get what I want. Ethan: What do you want ? Simon: Hold on…I have to ask Francis, I can’t remember. Francis: Enjoy your SADwiches….We’re voting you out of here. Ethan: That’s the last time I leave NPR on the radio for you guys…
Dad says we probably ran off the road last night because of the Dinosaurs!
It was OK though. He grabbed me and kept me from falling out the open window.
Dad showed me how the wheel bent when we hit that persons driveway…
My dad is the greatest. I knew he had everything under control. So when someone stopped to say hello, I went and told them “we’ve got this.” Just like dad always says… he says “it’s ok, I’ve got this. Everything is under control.” Real calm like that. It makes me feel better and it must have made them feel better too. Because then they left.
After that, dad asked me to sit in the car and let him know if I saw any mountain lions or bears. He kept asking for a Tea Bar. But I didn’t see any tea in the car so I just waited.
Today, dad says, we are going to go get a REAL jack and a Tea…T Bar and Flash Light.
Simon: ok dad, you know how you make a fruit cordial? Ethan: No how? Simon: I don’t know, you’re nice to it or something… Francis: Hold it! Hold it! Ethan: Oh boy, I need a drink, you want anything France? Francis: yeah, I need to get uncomfortable, I mean, more comfortable.
Simon: …I’m just saying I don’t think it was a dino-sore…but I did hear something… Ethan: Nah man, I saw one the other night…jagged teeth…hopped around in the bushes… Simon: whaaaa???? I know, I’ll ask Francis. He never lies. Ethan: now for the important thing…you want a sammich? Simon: Sandwiches!