Ethan: just gonna cut myself an apple. Need to eat healthier anyway.
Simon: I’ll take mine with peanut butter. Thanks dad.
Ethan: where, how did, where did you come from?
Simon: The shelter, remember?
Simon: Ugh, slow down or open a window dad. Your driving is making me car sick. I think you need lessons.
Ethan: You need to stay away from the cocoa and chocolate.
Simon: Oh boy, did you bring any? Open a window, this car is so small, I can’t breathe.
Ethan: I want you to meet someone.
Dog: Hey guys! My name is Megablaster! But you can call me anything.
Simon: Hey! My name is Get over here!
Ethan: Please, Your name is Simon.
Simon: Who’s that?
Humphrey: I like you. It’s as if we understand each other. Do you enjoy cheese?
Ethan: I’m going to call you Rufus, or Humphrey. I’m also lactose intolerant. But my wife…
Simon: Hey! Hey! Hey! Have you ever..have you ever seen grass? Or rode in a car ? You probably have. I rode in a car just now. Have you ever had chocolates?
Humphrey: I think your dog is broke. He keeps offering me drugs.
Ethan: He’s an awkward homeschooler. I’m sorry.
Humphrey: It’s ok.
Simon: Hey watch how fast I can run!!
Ethan: Uhm yes, hello. This is Ethan. My dog,the idiot, Simon. He ate five Hershey kisses. Do I need to do anything?
Vet: Did he eat the wrappers?
Ethan: No. no, I don’t think he liked those.
Vet: Was it milk chocolate or dark?
Ethan: milk with almonds
Vet: (laughs) ok ok he should be ok. Just monitor him for a few hours, he might get a little sick to his stomach but he should be ok.
Ethan: Thank you.
Simon: Hey, dad, how about some more of those chocolates. Those are delicious.
Ethan: You- you – idiot
Simon: (under the table) It’s ok. You can just package them for me instead. Like a present.
Ethan: I’ll show you a present. You scared me half to death.
Simon: Seems a bit drastic but ok. (You can never be too agreeable when your human is emotional)
Simon: Hey dad! Mom won’t answer my question. I think it’s because she doesn’t smart like you
Ethan: I’m sorry. Run that by me again?
Simon: Mom told me to ask you what doggie cancer is.
Ethan: Nope! (Grabs jacket to leave room.)
Simon: What! Can I eat it? Do you not know? Let’s look it up!
Ethan: Nope I can’t. I’m late for my underwater breathing excercises. I sure hope today is piranha day!