Francis: Good luck at the job today…I know what it’s like in the City….Covid and the weather…
Ethan: Would you look at this wise guy, Simon? I’ve been working every day for a year and he knows what it’s like out there…
Francis: I wish I could go with you.
Ethan: I tell you what, I’ll stay here and you can go to the job.
Francis: cough cough …I don’t think my pet deposit covers that. . .
Francis: Hey, I thought we could order some nachos. Cheesy nachos.
Ethan: Not on my watch. Francis: What! Francis: Hey! If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? Ethan: I – Francis: I know I would!
Ethan: Did you get that from SNL?
Francis: what’s Snel? Pour me an adult beverage. Milk! That takes guts.
Ethan: Hey, Francis. What time is it?
Francis: let me check my watch…it’s two hundred and thirty two am.
Ethan: that’s not how you tell time
Francis: That’s what it says!
Ethan: Never mind, it’s fine, I’ll just burn my watches and alarms and phone and finally finish my novels and ….
Francis: Oof, Not before two hundred and thirty two AMS
Ethan: Look at this video,it’s Bob Dylan asking for an E harmonica and you can hear them hit the stage…you wouldn’t see that now, with COVID? Heck no,no one is sharing a harmonica!
Francis: Yeah, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t see that now, because it’s 2020. Why would you use a hobmonica?
Ethan: It’s Har-harmonica.
Francis: oh hey, I’m just taking my bath…
Ethan: is this your annual fake bath… France: I don’t know what you are referring to… Ethan: You do this all the time so I won’t give you a real bath… Francis: I see you have upped your skin care…it’s better late than never… Ethan: oof… Francis: see, no water, no need, I’m all cleaneded. Ethan: ok I’ll see you next month. It’s always great chatting.
Francis: it is now day 10 of my hooman not being here. I think he must have gotten killded…
Ethan: France, what are you talking about? I’m right here. We took a nap together just today…
France: Was that today?
Ethan: Yeah man.
France: I’ve heard some things about Garmex, so I have made us masks out of underwear…
Ethan: I’m not wearing that. It’s not even clean and it’s germ ex or sanitizers.
France: you can’t clean clothes right now there’s no soaps!
Ethan: there’s plenty of detergent…and unsweetened tea.
France: there is!?
Ethan: so you should prob not make decisions while panicked… lets go take a bath.
Ethan: Hey France! How was your day?
Francis: I took a nap, and ate breakfast, and then another nap…
Ethan: I slept in, and then you woke me up, to make sure I was going to work today…but it was my off day…
Francis: snacks dad. I have to have snacks.
Ethan: anyway, so I finished writing that story…
Francis: Oh my gosh, is there tacos at the end of this story? If not I’m going to have to …Oh man…look at the time…
Francis: So, how’s the Gym?
Ethan: It’s good. You know, it’s another weight to carry. (Laughs) I crack myself up.
Francis: Yeah, yeah, What’s for suppers?
Ethan: I was thinking we could try this steamed salad…and wait for the kicker, pomegranate juice…
Francis: Mmm Well that sounds healthy and nutritiously delicious.
Ethan: Francis! Put that down!
Francis: What? Do we not eat desserts first?
Francis: Oh hey, don’t mind me, I’m just taking my bath…
Francis: Yeah just like last time, remember? Remember how that went?
Oh look, no water…
But I’m all clean…
Ethan: I feel like I’m getting threatened, should I call someone?
Francis: Look at this dirt…disgusting… good thing I’m all clean now.