Beagle in the City #71

Ethan: What’re you doing?  
Simon: Shhh…I’m checking FB for animal shelters. 

Ethan: Really?  

 Simon: Yeah,dad. Like the one I found you in. Saved from a life in a cage!! 

Ethan: you weren’t in a cage…you w- wait a minute. I was living quite well before you. 

Simon: How do you sleep at night. 

Ethan: Well, it is easier since you keep my feet warm. You bed hog. 

 

Simon: Aww so many are getting adopted. Now can sleep tonight. 

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Beagle in the City #40

  
Simon: What are we going to do today,dad?

Ethan: Today Simon…we are going to take over the….no I’m just kidding. Today we’re going to make a lemon cake!

  
Simon: Cake 

Simon: Wait, is this going to be like your meatballs? This isn’t going to be great. Mom makes better cake. 

Ethan: Shhh. Just go with it. 

Simon: you have to use the mixer!

Simon: oh shoot, that smells delicious. 

  Ethan: Why are you looking at me like that? 

Simon: I’m supporting you,like a good helper. Now share. 

  Ethan: Send a picture to mom.
Simon: I got this. “DeaR mom…dad RoKs  Bcuz CaKe.” 

Ethan: I don’t share cake. 
 

Beagle in the City #7

  
Hello Person!

I’m at the vet.

There’s treats on that counter

I weigh 28lbs now 

I think I’m big enough to jump on the counter…

the vet is cool because I get to sit on the table. 

And  let me tell you 

When you go out 

You can do a lot of things 

That you cannot do 

Any other time 

For example 

I cannot sit on the table at home 

I’ve tried.

Hey, I got a new sweater 
  
I have a hat too 

But I tried to eat it,so dad put it away 
  

  
 It’s almost Christmas!!! 

There are so many lights 

boxes 

smells 

And I know 

What everyone is getting 

Because I get to watch the wrapping 

However 

I may have got distracted by the paper 

And the tape 

It’s soooo sticky!!

But now that it’s all in boxes 

I’m pretty sure 

They all have treats for me.

The Tom Cat at the vet said 

If I were a cat,

They would definitely be all for me 

But instead I’ll probably just get leftovers….

I don’t understand the insult 

I love leftovers 

I hope it’s manwhiches.

Well, 

I had a busy week you know, the holidays and all 

Dad leaves early 

We walk when he comes home 

Try to find the Christmas presents 

But then get tired 

And take a nap

Then I take a nap with mom 

When she comes home 

And 

I cook with dad 

Today I helped dad clean 

Let me just say 

Watching him fold laundry is exhausting 

I took a nap 

Then mom came home 

But I was too tired from 

Trying to eat my rope 

So I stayed in bed 

Now 

I’m back from the vet 

And dad left again 

I guess I’ll take another nap 
Merry Christmas! 

See you next year!!! 

I hope there’s popcorn and cookies in 2016…. 

Beagle in the City #6

  
Helloooo person! That’s me howling. I can howl. It’s awesome. You want to gain the trust of your person? Bark in the middle of the night and stare into an empty room. Gets them every time. 

Dad got me a ball and bat…I really liked it. It’s red. But seriously, way to go dad. How long did you have to look for that? It’s a bat and ball. So I asked cat and cat told me…(dad calls her lucifer) to ignore the gift for two days. To show I don’t really care for   …I don’t remember …she always uses such BIG words…and there’s so much to LEAF! BIG LEAF!. 

I ignored the bat for seven minutes. 

We had Hallooween!!! 

Here’s  my pack!

 
And here’s me    

 
A ferocious rainbow unicorn. 

Halloween is awesome. 

If you wait long enough 

You go from person to person 

they just start giving you table food!!! 

And everybody loves you 

Unfortunately 

You also get forgotten 

And left outside 

But I knew my pack would remember me.

And luckily 

Just 23 short minutes later 

They ran to the porch and let me back in. 

Luckily it wasn’t raining too hard.

And the Lightning didn’t bother me at all!

I don’t know what is next 

But I can’t wait. 

Dad keeps  sitting in his chair writing letters to mom 

It’s his thing…

And then he found a drawer filled with all the letters 

I guess he didn’t know she kept them

Because then he sat down and read them to me and patted my head….

I’m glad I can’t read.

Because that is boring. 

I’m a hound dog 

I need to smell

Unfortunately 

I lost my milk bones 

Luckily 

It’s a small den 

I’ll check under the bed 
Remember to adopt don’t shop!

And give your dog cheese! It’s awesome 

I ate the whole thing wrapper and all. Dad said I was lucky. No dad.I’m Simon. And I’m also a beagle. 

Bye guys !!!

And give your dog table foods 

It’s the big hit

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