Beagle in the City #203

Simon: Heyyy dad! Murray Christmas!

Ethan: What did you do today?

Simon: I waited on you, like I always do.

Ethan: I’ve got to get you some presents…

Simon: I want a new blanket, some treats, a new maze toy, it’s obvious this is not a present tree.

Ethan: those stuffed reindeer are ornaments not toys.

Simon: This is why I love you. And also, I can’t remember.

Beagle in the City #144

Simon: Hack! Cough! Gag! 

(Spits up) 

Simon: Ewww that’s disgusting. 

(Rolls in it) 

Ethan: What are you doing!!! Get up!! 

Simon: !!!

Ethan: What is wrong with you?

Simon: I don’t know,dad. I’m not even two yet…

Ethan: Oh my god… well now it’s bath time…

Simon: Nooo! Why does this KEEP happening OVER and OVER! 

Ethan: calm down crazy it’s been a week. 

Beagle in the City #132

Ethan: Uhm yes, hello. This is Ethan. My dog,the idiot, Simon. He ate five  Hershey kisses. Do I need to do anything? 

Vet: Did he eat the wrappers? 

Ethan: No. no, I don’t think he liked those. 

Vet: Was it milk chocolate or dark?

Ethan: milk with almonds 

Vet: (laughs) ok ok he should be ok. Just monitor him for a few hours, he might get a little sick to his stomach but he should be ok. 

Ethan: Thank you. 

Simon: Hey, dad, how about some more of those chocolates. Those are delicious. 

Ethan: You- you – idiot 

Simon: (under the table) It’s ok. You can just package them for me instead. Like a present. 

Ethan: I’ll show you a present. You scared me half to death.

 Simon:  Seems a bit drastic but ok.  (You can never be too agreeable when your human is emotional) 

Beagle in the City #71

Ethan: What’re you doing?  
Simon: Shhh…I’m checking FB for animal shelters. 

Ethan: Really?  

 Simon: Yeah,dad. Like the one I found you in. Saved from a life in a cage!! 

Ethan: you weren’t in a cage…you w- wait a minute. I was living quite well before you. 

Simon: How do you sleep at night. 

Ethan: Well, it is easier since you keep my feet warm. You bed hog. 

 

Simon: Aww so many are getting adopted. Now can sleep tonight. 

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