Francis Cash #23

Francis: Uh ohs, it’s time for some snackeroones. Hey pops, What about some ham-burglars
Ethan: You, you mean burgers?
Francis: Yeahs burglars
Ethan: (gets buns, singing)
Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie.
Pancakes piled up ’till they reach the sky.
Francis: (singing) Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak
Ethan: bun down!
Francis: ….
Simon: ….
Ethan: Then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order!

Beagle in The City #293

Ethan: (steps in something…) what the?? Ugh…FRANCIS! Francis Cash! Get in here!
Francis: What did I do?
Ethan: Why did you not use your litter box? Oh my god, it’s everywhere…this is carpet man.
(Starts to clean it up.)
Wait, this isn’t sh$t this is olives…
Simon: Yeah, I wouldn’t eat those, they’re gross and disgusting.
Francis: Atleast he tries new tings.
Simon: the cheeses were good tho.
Ethan: man, I was saving these…

Francis Cash #12

Francis: So how was work?

Ethan: It was ok. Someone printed a poem and gave it to their girlfriend…

Francis: And they lived –

Ethan: They took a break.

Francis: Well your words don’t exactly inspire romance and dancing in the rain. Have you read your work?

Ethan: They didn’t read the poem just printed something.

Francis: Love of my life…I’ve written you …a paper filled with the alphabet…I give you Red Hands….

Ethan: Heck no, do not give that one to anyone ever…

Francis: I wrote you a poem….The Times …

Ethan: Swing and a miss !

Francis: (boxes the air) I’m gonna fluff you up!

Ethan: ….

Francis: Ahh romance. It’s a good thing you don’t get paid…now there’s no refund.

Francis cash #11

Francis: Look at this, according to this fb post, the average hooman doesn’t know what he wants until you sell it to him. This is ridicurous. What’s happening to societies.

Simon: I don’t believe it, I just use my nose, hey, I think there’s Cheetos in the trash…

Francis: Cheetos! Hit me. Boy, I didn’t even know I was hungry. But I’m a bit snackish.

Francis Cash #10

Francis: Your polls are slipping …

Ethan: oh yeah?

Francis: I need some snackeroones

Ethan: You don’t say…

Francis: what you need is an enemy

Ethan: I think you mean someone to run against.

Francis: yeah, an enemy, a villain…

Ethan: No, that’s not how it works,

Francis: That’s not what the tv man said .

Ethan: Again, don’t watch the tv.

Francis: Killin kittens and making mittens!

Ethan: ….

Francis: Don’t get me started on the Aliens …

Ethan: That was the X-Files

Francis: Gee dad…don’t you want to believe?

Ethan: Francis, if you let yourself believe in a villain and win lose scenario …you just lose sight of the ideas. You’re not a citizen, or a voter,you become a consumer…always remember your right to think.

Simon: So are we getting snacks?

Francis: Nah he went on one of his life lessons again…

Beagle in the City #284

Ethan: Francis! Come here, you can’t run off like that.

Francis: No! I’m going to roll in this dirt.

Francis: Help I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

Ethan: Here let me help you,

Francis: Ha! I’ve hopped to this tree. You cannot touch me.

Ethan: (sigh) Francis, again, that’s, that’s not how you climb a tree…

Ethan: I need a vacation from my animals…

Simon: Vacation! Let’s go to the Cheesecake Factory!

Francis: No, I can’t have dairy…let’s go to the tuna factory!

Ethan: omg…guys! Let’s watch the lion king…I saw the play…it was great…we were in the balcony and all of these puppets go flying out around you …

Francis: Oh boy! Is it good? Is it like the cartoon?

Ethan: well, yeah, like the cartoon came out in the 90s I had the T-shirt and pajamas and the Broadway came out right after that I think…it follows the movie word by word …

Francis: yeah I don’t know, I’ve never seen the movie.

Ethan: Lord help me…