Simon: I like this movie. This is my favourite movie of all movies.
Ethan: Homeward Bound?
Simon: I could do that. I could live in the wilderness.
Ethan: You mean like the time you ran off in the woods for 45 minutes?
Simon: I was gone for days,dad. Days. 
Simon: Hack! Cough! Gag!
(Spits up)
Simon: Ewww that’s disgusting.
(Rolls in it)
Ethan: What are you doing!!! Get up!!
Simon: !!!
Ethan: What is wrong with you?
Simon: I don’t know,dad. I’m not even two yet…
Ethan: Oh my god… well now it’s bath time…
Simon: Nooo! Why does this KEEP happening OVER and OVER!
Ethan: calm down crazy it’s been a week. 
Ethan: Uhm yes, hello. This is Ethan. My dog,the idiot, Simon. He ate five Hershey kisses. Do I need to do anything?
Vet: Did he eat the wrappers?
Ethan: No. no, I don’t think he liked those.
Vet: Was it milk chocolate or dark?
Ethan: milk with almonds
Vet: (laughs) ok ok he should be ok. Just monitor him for a few hours, he might get a little sick to his stomach but he should be ok.
Ethan: Thank you.
Simon: Hey, dad, how about some more of those chocolates. Those are delicious.
Ethan: You- you – idiot
Simon: (under the table) It’s ok. You can just package them for me instead. Like a present.
Ethan: I’ll show you a present. You scared me half to death.
Simon: Seems a bit drastic but ok. (You can never be too agreeable when your human is emotional) 
Simon: Hey dad! Mom won’t answer my question. I think it’s because she doesn’t smart like you
Ethan: I’m sorry. Run that by me again?
Simon: Mom told me to ask you what doggie cancer is.
Ethan: Nope! (Grabs jacket to leave room.)
Simon: What! Can I eat it? Do you not know? Let’s look it up!
Ethan: Nope I can’t. I’m late for my underwater breathing excercises. I sure hope today is piranha day! 
Simon: The decorations look great dad! Go up one more I’ll spot you.
Ethan: Simon, if I fall on you, you die.
Simon: Good point. I’ll get mom.
Ethan: Don’t just leave me up here! Simon!
Simon: I didn’t want to tell you guys. But the spirit of Christmas has got to me.
Ethan: is this a ghost story? Because I have to prepare myself…
Simon: I got you a present not a ghost. I know it’s early. But it’s round and it’s green and it definitely doesn’t bounce but it fits under the couch!
Ethan: ….
Simon: Ok it’s a ball! I got you a BALL!
Ethan: You’re not supposed to tell us what it is,man.
Simon: I better show you how to use it, you can put it in your mouth and carry it around. Or throw it across the room…go ahead and try it.
Simon: Guys. I need to tell you about this dream I had.
Ethan: Ok, I’m listening.
Simon: I dreamed I got walked!
Ethan:…
Simon: Lately that has been a dream. . .
Simon: This isn’t going to look good on your polls, dad. You kind of look like a thermometer…
Ethan: it’s not as bad as it looks…
Simon: Can I touch it?
Ethan: Don’t touch it, agh!!
Simon: How did this happen again?
Ethan: We went to the beach while you were at grandmas. 
Simon: Wait a minute…whaaaat?
Ethan: Now smile…
Hello,person!
It’s national Adopt a Shelter Pet Month.
I know I’m a little guy.
But I was a shelter pet.
Left in a ditch.
I love my new pack family
And hunting stuffed Giraffes
So thanks!
for all you do when you adopt a pet.
And remember the seniors like Lester! They are great feet warmers and love just as much as us little guys.
Lester has been with the shelter for 6 years! (That’s like …six and a half of my entire lives)
So remember…
“Adopt don’t shop!”
Regarding Samuel 