Simon: Hey dad. That sure looks good. Is it snack time?
Ethan: Go away, you can’t have cereal.
Simon: But we always share sandwiches.
Ethan: That’s different.
Simon: You have to share dad, because you have to love me, it’s the law!
Ethan: What the crap? Where did you get that? I might have to take care of you. But it’s not the law that I have to love you.
Simon: Yes it is! Because of the day we first met and we became best buds.
Ethan: You are still not getting cereal. But I will make you a sandwich…
Ethan: Hey, have you ever seen The Natural? It’s a baseball movie.
Simon: I love baseball!
Garf: You two would never make it in the streets.
maybe the past has a way of reminding us
We’re not that far from who we used to be
I just wanted to say
Thank you for loving me
You’re a good nurse
A good friend
And when I’m with you
I feel so lucky
And when I’m not with you
I miss you…
I miss you…
The bed is empty without you here
Champagne can only do so much
I miss talking with you
Someone should really
Tell the others
What marriage is really like
How you have to grow
The unspoken rules
What you find yourself carrying
And how we change
no one else will do
Not a soul in a room
There’s only you…
Simon: I think we already saw this episode…
Ethan: No we didn’t
Simon: Yeah we did, it’s the one where they go to the outside…
Ethan: This is band of brothers…they’re always outside…
Simon: But where’s the band???
Simon: Dear dad,
Please bring home snacks,
I could go for some gold fishes
The soup you fixed me was REALLY good. Thanx.
P.S. just in case you didn’t fix me a bowl of soup. I’m hiding under the table.
Garf: FOOD! What do we have today, every day I have something different. Maybe it will be beefs or maybe it will be chickens. Who knows. Nice man, my man, the good man, he’s such a good hunter.
Simon: You think he knows we always eat the same meal. The hard cubes?
Garf: Hold on guys, just a miffin, I have to check your bowl, OH salmon!
Ethan: No. I don’t think he knows. Everyday is a surprise for him.
Simon: you know who I was thinking about today. Our friend the pizza girl.
Ethan: No. that costs money.
Simon: What is money?
Ethan: Ok boys, you two can be my caddy. Are you ready?
Simon: Oh yes. Swoosh! I can’t wait.
Garf: I hate this. What is this? Why all the excitement?
Simon: swish!! Swoosh! Where’d it go? Someone stole your ball dad! I bet it was a gofer! I’ll dig it up.
Ethan: I hit the ball. Now watch the ball… and then go get it and bring it back.
Garf: I’m lying down in this nice patch of dead grass.
Simon: I’m watching it dad. I’m ready.
Ethan: Simon. Simon. Let go. The club…I have to hit the ball first…give me the club! Knock it off!!
Simon: Hey dad! I got you a better club…
Ethan: That’s a stick.
Simon: It’s real solid. Oak!
Simon: Listen to this SWOOSH!
Ethan: Give me MY club.
Simon: What is this?
Simon: Like the nut?
Ethan: No that’s pistachio
Garf: The Painter?
Ethan: Thats Picasso
Simon: Who’s painted ?
Ethan: just forget it. You’re all nuts.
Simon: Pistashio! Swoosh! That’s a good club dad.
Simon: Here Garf, your turn.
Garf: Hey! Knock it off! Why’d you hit me for? Don’t throw things…
Ethan: you’re supposed to catch it…
Simon: Swish! Swoosh! Pistashio!
Ethan: I’m telling you I think it’s the other one.
Garf: Nah come on man. I don’t think he’s got the talent. He’s out of here.
Simon: What are we doing guys?
Garf: Quiet I’m watching my shows!
Simon: bark bark bark. It’s a monster!! Quick ! Get under the table! Save yourselves!
Ethan: quiet. Other people live here man.
Simon: Gee dad, see if I ever protect you again. You don’t know what’s out there…I’ve been watching some dogumentaries and they are very convincing…
Ethan: for the last time…everything we watch on tv isn’t true man. It’s just pretend. It’s just shows.
Simon: Ok well then… how do we explain Garf. What is he then?
Ethan : ….
Ethan: Well Garf, he’s just a hellbeast.
Garf: That’s right, and you better watch your back. Especially at night.
Simon: Is that true dad?