Simon: What is this place dad?
Ethan: It’s the pet store
Simon: And it’s ok for me to be in here?
Ethan: Yeah.Of course.
Simon: There’s so much food…
Look at all those toys….
Ethan: Dragon?? Come on man.
Simon: You’re the writer dad. Think of something better.
Ethan: Hahaha what? Oh come on,man. I’m keeping this. These are great.
Simon: Dad! Don’t be this way!
Ethan: I’m sorry, you just don’t have a bone to bargain with. Smell ya later!
Simon: Son of a …
Ethan:Don’t eat that! It’s dumpster sludge. Gross.
Ethan: What’s in your mouth? Spit that out!
Ethan: Don’t eat that!
Ethan: Wait, why’s it so quiet, Where’s Simon? …Simon??? What are you doing, buddy?
Ethan: You see? This is why you can’t eat dead things. It makes you throw up. Don’t look at me like that. Ok let’s go take a bath. You need a bath. You have to have a bath. Bath. Simon get out from under the table,buddy. I still love you. We’ll eat Cheetos and watch Buffy. I promise. Only the good episodes, not the ones with Dawn.
Adopt Don’t shop. You won’t regret it.
Ethan: Hey Simon, you can go to the park now. They made it pet friendly.
Ethan: Ok here’s a picture.
Ethan: How about we go in the morning and then get biscuits.
Simon: And Hunt Pokemon ?
Ethan: Mom is the hunter, I don’t hunt.