Beagle in the City #58

Simon: I got it dad!   

Simon:The mighty dragon lunges for the sorcerers ball!

Ethan: Dragon?? Come on man.

Simon: You’re the writer dad. Think of something better. 

  Ethan: Man, your face…Remind me to show this to you later.

 Simon: What? What are you talking about, let me see that picture, dad. 

  Simon: Delete that. I do not approve. Delete it now.

Ethan: Hahaha what? Oh come on,man. I’m keeping this. These are great.

Simon: Dad! Don’t be this way!

Ethan: I’m sorry, you just don’t have a bone to bargain with. Smell ya later! 

Simon: Son of a …

Beagle in the City #57


7:30 am

Ethan:Don’t eat that! It’s dumpster sludge. Gross. 

9:00 am 

Ethan: What’s in your mouth? Spit that out! 

11:00 am 

Ethan: Don’t eat that!

2:00 pm 

Ethan: Wait, why’s it so quiet, Where’s Simon? …Simon???  What are you doing, buddy?

3:00 pm 

Ethan: You see? This is why you can’t eat dead things. It makes you throw up. Don’t look at me like that. Ok let’s go take a bath. You need a bath. You have to have a bath. Bath. Simon get out from under the table,buddy. I still love you. We’ll eat Cheetos and watch Buffy. I promise. Only the good episodes, not the ones with Dawn.  

Every person needs a dog friend and every dog needs a person. 

Adopt Don’t shop. You won’t regret it. 

Beagle in the City #56

Ethan: Hey Simon, you can go to the park now. They made it pet friendly.  

 Simon: Don’t  play games dad. I am a fragile being. Where’s proof?

Ethan: Ok here’s a picture.

Simon: I’m so excited. Can we go now? 

Ethan: How about we go in the morning and then get biscuits. 

Simon: And  Hunt Pokemon ?

Ethan: Mom is the hunter, I don’t hunt.  

 Simon: Mom. We have to go to the park this weekend.  

Simon: We can walk…and we can play fetch…and hunt Pokemon…zzZZ