Francis Cash #5

Francis: it is now day 10 of my hooman not being here. I think he must have gotten killded…

Ethan: France, what are you talking about? I’m right here. We took a nap together just today…

France: Was that today?

Ethan: Yeah man.

France: I’ve heard some things about Garmex, so I have made us masks out of underwear…

Ethan: I’m not wearing that. It’s not even clean and it’s germ ex or sanitizers.

France: you can’t clean clothes right now there’s no soaps!

Ethan: there’s plenty of detergent…and unsweetened tea.

France: there is!?

Ethan: so you should prob not make decisions while panicked… lets go take a bath.

Beagle in the City #267

Simon: Dad! Why are you not kerosened !! It’s a FANDEMIK

Ethan: I work grocery, I’ve been working all day and most nights. Let’s take you guys outside and walk.

Jazz: Hey friend! I

Ethan: Hey Cheese.

Jazz: I love cheese! Where is the cheese? Do we have cheese?

Simon: The kerosene Jazz! There’s no cheeses left.

Ethan: First off, it’s quarantine. Second, we have to go walk.

Jazz: So, why are you called dad? And how come I don’t know you?

Ethan: because we are best friends and I’m your dog sitter. I also brought you cheese.

Francis Cash #3

Francis: I thought you were faking, or it was more of a suggestion… like when you read the warning label on blow dryers…

Ethan: when I say I can’t eat dairy, it means don’t order EXTRA cheese on a cheese pizza…

Francis: ok so I’ll make it up to you with some ice cream…double chocolates…

Ethan: (sighs) just make it death by chocolate…

Francis: Oh look…they have that too. I’ll call it in…

Francis Cash #2

Francis: So, how’s the Gym?

Ethan: It’s good. You know, it’s another weight to carry. (Laughs) I crack myself up.

Francis: Yeah, yeah, What’s for suppers?

Ethan: I was thinking we could try this steamed salad…and wait for the kicker, pomegranate juice…

Francis: Mmm Well that sounds healthy and nutritiously delicious.

Ethan: Francis! Put that down!

Francis: What? Do we not eat desserts first?

Beagle in the City #264

Francis: Did you bring me a snack?

Ethan: Oh shoot, I forgot the snacks.

Francis: So no snacks?

Ethan: I thought you had the snacks…

Francis: I ate all the snacks. Those were last time snacks. This is this time. What about next time?

Ethan: There will definitely be next time snacks.

Francis: Snax