Simon: Hey, dad! I missed you!
Ethan: Hey, I’m sorry I had to go to work early again.
Simon: It is okay. This time. I had a snack while you were gone.
Ethan: You did? Well, what did you make for yourself?
Simon: Well, do you remember that can of peanuts ?
Ethan: You mean the big can of assorted nuts? You ate the whole jar?? You’re gonna hurt later.