Ethan: Ok boys, you two can be my caddy. Are you ready?
Simon: Oh yes. Swoosh! I can’t wait.
Garf: I hate this. What is this? Why all the excitement?
Simon: swish!! Swoosh! Where’d it go? Someone stole your ball dad! I bet it was a gofer! I’ll dig it up.
Ethan: I hit the ball. Now watch the ball… and then go get it and bring it back.
Garf: I’m lying down in this nice patch of dead grass.
Simon: I’m watching it dad. I’m ready.
Ethan: Simon. Simon. Let go. The club…I have to hit the ball first…give me the club! Knock it off!!
Simon: Hey dad! I got you a better club…
Ethan: That’s a stick.
Simon: It’s real solid. Oak!
Simon: Listen to this SWOOSH!
Ethan: Give me MY club.
Simon: What is this?
Simon: Like the nut?
Ethan: No that’s pistachio
Garf: The Painter?
Ethan: Thats Picasso
Simon: Who’s painted ?
Ethan: just forget it. You’re all nuts.
Simon: Pistashio! Swoosh! That’s a good club dad.
Simon: Here Garf, your turn.
Garf: Hey! Knock it off! Why’d you hit me for? Don’t throw things…
Ethan: you’re supposed to catch it…
Simon: Swish! Swoosh! Pistashio!