Simon: cam’t you shmell ifft?
Ethan: What? Uhm. No. My nose won’t let me breathe dirt.
Ethan: and that’s why you need a bath.
Simon: Ohhh. I thought it was because I ran through the bushes with the Black Widows.
Ethan: on second thought, you know what,You’re a smart dog. I think you can figure out how to wash yourself. Here’s the soap.
Simon: Hey, come back! when are we going to eat the stone soup? I’m hungry.